Charlton Heston Dies

American Voices • ISSUE 44•15 • Apr 8, 2008

Charlton Heston, National Rifle Association spokesman and star of The Omega Man, The Ten Commandments, and Planet Of The Apes, died Saturday at 84. What do you think?

“No, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Mickey Rooney. Charlton Heston has been dead for at least five years.”
Rodrigo Bennet –
Brick Layer
“It must have been comforting for him to pass away peacefully in his home instead of in a MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!!!”
Tracy McManus –
Piano Teacher
“I send my thoughts and prayers to the Heston family. I'd also like to know when and where the funeral service is going to be held so I can send an ammunition wreath.”
Steve DeVoto –
Network Administrator

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