American Voices

Charlton Heston Dies

April 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•15

Charlton Heston, National Rifle Association spokesman and star of The Omega Man, The Ten Commandments, and Planet Of The Apes, died Saturday at 84. What do you think?

  • No, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Mickey Rooney. Charlton Heston has been dead for at least five years.

    Rodrigo Bennet
    Brick Layer

  • It must have been comforting for him to pass away peacefully in his home instead of in a MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!!!

    Tracy McManus
    Piano Teacher

  • I send my thoughts and prayers to the Heston family. I'd also like to know when and where the funeral service is going to be held so I can send an ammunition wreath.

    Steve DeVoto
    Network Administrator

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