Checks For Gun Buyers
0Earlier this month, a new system of instant FBI background checks on gun buyers went into effect. The system, which takes the place of a five-day waiting period, is being challenged in court by the NRA as an invasion of privacy. What do you think?
“I think the new instant checks are great. Last March, I had to wait almost an entire week before I could open fire on that busload of kids.”
Dave Roof –
Groundskeeper“I'm in favor of a waiting period. Waiting just makes it all the more special when you finally give the bitch what she's got coming.”
Keith Krausse –
Salesman“As long as they don't start requiring background checks for meat-cleaver purchases, I should be fine.”
Benjamin Chavarria –
Custodian“God, guts and guns are what made America great. Oh, God—I just shot myself in the gut with my gun!”
Jordan Stock –
Commercial Pilot“They should make gun buyers sign a waiver that says, 'I promise only to use this gun on bunnies.'”
Anne Hershberger –
Systems Analyst“I find that shooting people is an excellent alternative to letting them run a background check on me.”
Ellen Gosger –
Cab Driver
