American Voices

Chemical And Biological Weapons

October 10, 2001 | ISSUE 37•36

Many Americans fear that terrorists may one day strike the U.S. with chemical and biological weapons. What do you think about the prospect?

  • It's certainly frightening to consider, but I take comfort in the fact that it can't happen to me.
    It can't happen to me.
    It can't happen to me.
    It can't happen...

    Donna McKechnie
    Student

  • I'm not breathing any air until I've seen somebody else breathe it first.

    Christopher King
    Systems Analyst

  • This is the plague The Bible done talked about.

    Dan Desmond
    Landscaper

  • Speaking of which, don't go in the bathroom for a while. I just dropped a toxic payload of catastrophic size in there, man.

    Jordan Ryback
    Cashier

  • Let's not take any chances—we should arrest and detain The Chemical Brothers immediately.

    Fran Lake
    Homemaker

  • I bought a gas mask for protection. I also bought an anthrax vaccine, a safety suit, and a hermetically sealed house that I never leave.

    Michael Cuyler
    Contractor

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