American Voices

Cheney Nearly Bombed

March 1, 2007 | ISSUE 43•09

At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What do you think?

  • This was an utterly pointless assassination attempt. Everybody knows the only thing that can kill Cheney is another Cheney.

    Karl Fetterman
    Sewage Treatment Worker

  • That day was supposed to be a celebration. Couldn't the bomber have at least swallowed a couple of streamers?

    Larry Thomas
    Cell-Phone Salesperson

  • That's all? I expect at least nine people to die when Cheney walks into an Applebee's.

    Yvonne DeRogatis
    Sandwich Maker

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