Cheney Nearly Bombed

At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What do you think?

  • “This was an utterly pointless assassination attempt. Everybody knows the only thing that can kill Cheney is another Cheney.”

    Karl Fetterman –
    Sewage Treatment Worker

  • “That day was supposed to be a celebration. Couldn't the bomber have at least swallowed a couple of streamers?”

    Larry Thomas –
    Cell-Phone Salesperson

  • “That's all? I expect at least nine people to die when Cheney walks into an Applebee's.”

    Yvonne DeRogatis –
    Sandwich Maker

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