Cheney Nearly Bombed

At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What do you think?

• 

  “This was an utterly pointless assassination attempt. Everybody knows the only thing that can kill Cheney is another Cheney.”

  Karl Fetterman –
  Sewage Treatment Worker

• 

  “That day was supposed to be a celebration. Couldn't the bomber have at least swallowed a couple of streamers?”

  Larry Thomas –
  Cell-Phone Salesperson

• 

  “That's all? I expect at least nine people to die when Cheney walks into an Applebee's.”

  Yvonne DeRogatis –
  Sandwich Maker