Cheney Shoots 78-Year-Old Man
This weekend, Vice President Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old companion on a hunting trip in Texas. What do you think?
“I think it might be time to take a closer look at Dick Cheney's series of geriatric 'hunting accidents.'”
Matthew Fay –
Paralegal“Being a compassionate conservative, Cheney immediately apologized and offered to snap the poor man's neck.”
Thomas Pasculli –
Concert Promoter“It's nice to see that Cheney brings the same clear-headed approach to arms deployment in his personal life that he does in formulating foreign policy.”
Laura Pearlstein –
Marketing Intern



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