Cheney Shoots 78-Year-Old Man

This weekend, Vice President Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old companion on a hunting trip in Texas. What do you think?

  • “I think it might be time to take a closer look at Dick Cheney's series of geriatric 'hunting accidents.'”

    Matthew Fay –
    Paralegal

  • “Being a compassionate conservative, Cheney immediately apologized and offered to snap the poor man's neck.”

    Thomas Pasculli –
    Concert Promoter

  • “It's nice to see that Cheney brings the same clear-headed approach to arms deployment in his personal life that he does in formulating foreign policy.”

    Laura Pearlstein –
    Marketing Intern

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