American Voices

Chimp Genome Mapped

September 8, 2005 | ISSUE 41•36

Scientists have mapped the complete chimp genome and are comparing it to the human genome to see what sets the two species apart. What do you think?

  • Finally, we might begin to get some answers to... to... you know, all our most pressing chimp questions.

    Hans Krauth
    Accountant

  • Can I use this information to make my arms longer but not hairier?

    Patricia Holbrook
    Waitress

  • This is secular humanism at its worst. What about mapping Christ's genome?

    Sebastian Soriano
    Aircraft Mechanic

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