PINGLIANG, CHINA—After taking the time to open and sort through all of their wedding gifts Thursday, newly married Chinese couple Li Zhang and Yue Xu were reportedly at a loss as to what they were supposed to do with the dozens of bottles of medicinal bear bile they received. “I don’t know what we’re going to do with all this bear bile—this is way more than two people could possibly use,” said Yue, who confirmed that friends and family also left them with half a dozen deer penises, several gallons of turtle blood, and nearly 10 pounds of ox gallstones. “And we said we wanted just one tiger claw, but we got five. We appreciate the thought, but only one of us has insomnia.” As of press time, a cousin who missed the ceremony was reportedly arranging to send a crate of flying squirrel feces before the one-year grace period on wedding presents expired.