Choking Game Deadly

According to a recent government report, the choking game, in which people restrict their oxygen flow in order to achieve a moment of euphoria, has killed 82 youths since 1995. What do you think?

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  “Why is it that a few irresponsible kids have to go and spoil choking for the rest of us?"”

  Matt Norton –
  Knife Sharpener

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  “History sure does repeat itself. They used to say the same thing about the slice-yourself-in-the-jugular game."”

  Kelvin Hart –
  Surveyor

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  “I predicted something like this would happen when they took the good shit out of model glue.”

  Angel Mould –
  Crossing Guard