American Voices

Christian Salt Introduced

March 13, 2009 | ISSUE 45•11

After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?

  • Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.

    Karlen
    Systems Analyst

  • Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.

    Cameron Benoy
    Unemployed

  • This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."

    Mike Prussman
    Apartment Maintenance

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