Christian Salt Introduced

After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?

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  “Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.”

  Karlen –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.”

  Cameron Benoy –
  Unemployed

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  “This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."”

  Mike Prussman –
  Apartment Maintenance