Christian Salt Introduced

After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?

  • “Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.”

    Karlen –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.”

    Cameron Benoy –
    Unemployed

  • “This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."”

    Mike Prussman –
    Apartment Maintenance