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Stack Of Unused CD-Rs Turns Five
09.06.11 | ISSUE 47•36
Charmin Introduces New Disposable Toilet Paper
08.30.11 | ISSUE 47•35
Frolicking Deer Actually Being Driven Mad By Ticks
08.27.11 | ISSUE 47•34
Kurt Warner Cheered On By Wire-Haired Man-Goblin
02.06.02 | ISSUE 38•04
Area Teen Smoking Like He's Been To Fucking War Or Something
09.17.11 | ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•37
Area Spoon Only Rinsed For Past 18 Months
04.16.11 | ISSUE 47•15
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