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Chrysler Unveils Minivan For Men

July 20, 2010 | ISSUE 46•29

Chrysler dealerships will soon be carrying an updated Dodge Grand Caravan minivan designed to appeal to men. What do you think?

  • I already made my minivan more manly by wrecking it when I was drunk."

    Howie Sitek
    Blast Furnace Operator

  • Ooo. Will the price be 22 percent lower than the regular minivan?"

    Tanya Malone
    Data Communications Technician

  • But it already has enough room for a loving wife and up to five beautiful children. What more could a man want?"

    Marco Adebimpe
    Circuit Court Judge

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