Letters To The Editor Apr 24, 2009

Dear The Onion,

Although the clandestine rendition program that you inquired about was ostensibly banned by President Obama on February 6, it has been reinstated as a Top Secret option for high-level enemy combatants. For further details, contact Max Randolph at 212-555-0562.

Leon Panetta, Langley, VA

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