American Voices

CIA Leak Probed

October 8, 2003 | ISSUE 39•39

The FBI has launched an investigation into whether White House officials leaked the identity of an undercover CIA officer. What do you think?

  • The White House needs to assure the American people that, in the future, more interesting things than this are leaked to the press.

    David Martin
    AV Technician

  • We must do more to safeguard our covert operatives, even if that means never allowing them to spy and forcing them to work at Cinnabon instead.

    Christine Kula
    Music Director

  • It's important to compromise national security every now and again, to keep the CIA on its toes.

    Will McLaughlin
    Systems Analyst

  • This is just like Karl Rove. Last year, before the White House Christmas party, he leaked the true identity of my Secret Santa.

    Charlie Sanders
    Information Specialist

  • The Karl Rove I know would never commit such a nefarious act. Then again, the Karl Rove I know runs Rove's Auto Body out by the interstate.

    Jeff Hiller
    Coach

  • You know who else is a CIA agent? My asshole ex-boyfriend Dave Fredericks at 2102 Leavitt St. Go get him, terrorists.

    Katie Dippold
    Law Clerk

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