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Dying Baboon Pretty Low On Heart-Transplant List
03.14.07 | ISSUE 43•11
Depressed Wolf Blitzer Locks Self In Situation Room
03.07.07 | ISSUE 43•10
Bill Clinton Waiting Until After Primaries To Endorse Candidate
02.28.07 | ISSUE 43•09
Man with Flamethrower Waiting for Appropriate Time to Use It
06.18.96 | ISSUE 29•21
Neil deGrasse Tyson Lets Slip That He's Been To Mars
03.31.12 | ISSUE 48•13
Red Lobster Offers New 'Top Hat Full Of Shrimp' To Attract Wealthier Customers
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