American Voices

Cleaner Air, Longer Life

February 26, 2009 | ISSUE 45•09

An increase in American air quality over the last 20 years has led to an average life span increase of 21 weeks. What do you think?

  • Ha! In your face Dr. Biller! Looks like I've got 31 weeks left to live, not 10.

    Mitch Daddato
    Restaurant Manager

  • That's great news. Every moment on this earth is precious, and if you if live in the United States, it's like it counts double.

    Carl Boucher
    Dietary Aide

  • 21 weeks? That's five months. That's almost half a year. Wow. Yeah, I guess I just don't really care about the environment.

    Susan Canfield
    Unemployed

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