Clinton: Part 2
0As America stands on the brink of the second half of the Bill Clinton Era, what are your thoughts?
“Now that Clinton has been re-elected, we as a nation will get to find out if Chelsea blossoms into a beautiful piece of ass.”
Ned Branforth –
Accountant“Under Clinton's leadership, I hope to advance to the soft-serve machine.”
Wally Givens –
Chemical Engineer“Whatever happens in the next four years, it can't possibly be worse than it was under that clown Clinton.”
Alyson Blum –
Oboe Player“Now that Clinton is in the White House, I look forward to four years of health care reform, gays in the military and, at last, renewed racial harmony. Go Clinton!”
Eileen Putnam –
Systems Analyst“You never know what tomorrow will bring, so you just have to put on a smile, keep your chin to the wind and hide your heroin in a balloon in your butthole.”
Ed Vallely –
Environmentalist“I only hope that Clinton remembers the children.”
Jorge Bellson –
Groundskeeper
