As America stands on the brink of the second half of the Bill Clinton Era, what are your thoughts?

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  Now that Clinton has been re-elected, we as a nation will get to find out if Chelsea blossoms into a beautiful piece of ass.

  Ned Branforth
  Accountant

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  Under Clinton's leadership, I hope to advance to the soft-serve machine.

  Wally Givens
  Chemical Engineer

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  Whatever happens in the next four years, it can't possibly be worse than it was under that clown Clinton.

  Alyson Blum
  Oboe Player

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  Now that Clinton is in the White House, I look forward to four years of health care reform, gays in the military and, at last, renewed racial harmony. Go Clinton!

  Eileen Putnam
  Systems Analyst

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  You never know what tomorrow will bring, so you just have to put on a smile, keep your chin to the wind and hide your heroin in a balloon in your butthole.

  Ed Vallely
  Environmentalist

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  I only hope that Clinton remembers the children.

  Jorge Bellson
  Groundskeeper