American Voices

Clinton Vs. The NRA

March 22, 2000 | ISSUE 36•10

In recent weeks, President Clinton and the National Rifle Association have been at war over the issue of gun control. What do you think?

  • Guns don't kill people; guns are designed and manufactured for the purpose of enabling people to use the guns to kill people.

    Wallace Carter
    Systems Analyst

  • Gun control? Oh, great. Now how am I going to well-regulate my militia?

    Lonald Molitor
    Family Therapist

  • People wouldn't need guns if the government finally enacted some laws that get tough on deer.

    Tami Kerst
    Manicurist

  • Obviously, the president has never been captured by super-intelligent apes, or he'd feel differently about the importance of guns.

    Tom Estades
    Assistant Manager

  • What a coincidence that Clinton is trying to pass sweeping new gun-control legislation in an election year.

    Francine Vanhandel
    Typing Instructor

  • As usual, the Democrats are manipulating the liberal media in a calculated bid to take away my fire stick. Unggh! Want fire stick!

    Dennie Decker
    Carpet Cleaner

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