Coachella To Be Held On Cruise Ship

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•29 • Jul 18, 2012

Partnering with Celebrity Cruises, the popular Southern California music festival Coachella is expanding its presence to a 3,000-person vessel dubbed the S.S. Coachella, which will travel through the Caribbean this December. What do you think?

“That’s great news. If there’s one problem with these multiday music festivals, it’s that you can escape them.”
Shirley Lyon –
High-Rise Window Washer
“Eh. Once Sleigh Bells hits their fourth dinner show of the night they really slow down.”
Dave Grazewski –
Bicycle Messenger
“Will there still be mud on the boat?”
Merritt Cashin –
Systems Analyst

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