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Coffee Counteracts Alcohol

June 28, 2006 | ISSUE 42•26

A study published by the Archives of Internal Medicine demonstrates that drinking coffee can offset the detrimental effects of alcohol on the liver. What do you think?

  • Who needs coffee when you have a family full of sober organ-donors?

    Alexandra Ledoux
    Systems Analyst

  • Why all the hubbub? Isn't the liver just a useless old organ at the end of the intestines? Oh, that's the appendix. Can coffee offset the effects of alcohol on the appendix?

    Jason Zellar
    Laser Printer Technician

  • Typical scientists, always giving us useless, abstract information. Where's the chart showing the proper cappuccino-to-Jaeger ratio?

    Christopher Martin
    Youth Pastor

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