Coffee May Prolong Life

Recent studies have showed that coffee drinkers are likely to live longer than non-coffee-drinkers, regardless of whether their beverage of choice is regular or decaf. What do you think?

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  “Yeah, but coffee drinkers are also more alert and productive, so there’s a trade-off.”

  Dan Udy –
  Screen-Machine Operator

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  “The study neglected to mention that hazelnut blend will make the last few years of your life unbearable.”

  Fiona Stein –
  Unemployed

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  “I’m so sick of scientists telling us that everything we thought was bad for us is actually good for us. Isn’t there any way to destroy your body anymore?”

  Lou Kovacs –
  Dowel Pointer