Coffee May Prolong Life

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•50 Dec 10, 2012

Recent studies have showed that coffee drinkers are likely to live longer than non-coffee-drinkers, regardless of whether their beverage of choice is regular or decaf. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but coffee drinkers are also more alert and productive, so there’s a trade-off.”

    Dan Udy –
    Screen-Machine Operator

  • “The study neglected to mention that hazelnut blend will make the last few years of your life unbearable.”

    Fiona Stein –
    Unemployed

  • “I’m so sick of scientists telling us that everything we thought was bad for us is actually good for us. Isn’t there any way to destroy your body anymore?”

    Lou Kovacs –
    Dowel Pointer

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