American Voices

Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

September 18, 2009 | ISSUE 45•38

An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in red-green color blindness. What do you think?

  • Wonderful. Now those monkeys can obey traffic lights like everybody else."

    Mandy Fielding
    Systems Analyst

  • Of all the things I've injected into monkeys' eyes, I never considered experimental therapies."

    Eric Hunt
    Lab Technician

  • Hopefully the monkeys will remember our act of generosity in the troubled era to come."

    Jim Schmidt
    Roof Bolter

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