Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in red-green color blindness. What do you think?

  • “Wonderful. Now those monkeys can obey traffic lights like everybody else."”

    Mandy Fielding –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Of all the things I've injected into monkeys' eyes, I never considered experimental therapies."”

    Eric Hunt –
    Lab Technician

  • “Hopefully the monkeys will remember our act of generosity in the troubled era to come."”

    Jim Schmidt –
    Roof Bolter