American Voices

Colorado Rockies Trademark 'Rocktober'

October 26, 2007 | ISSUE 43•43

To celebrate their first trip to the World Series, the Colorado Rockies are designating the month of October "Rocktober," and the team is seeking to trademark the term. What do you think?

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