Colossal Supermassive Black Hole Discovered

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•48 Nov 30, 2012

Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy in Germany announced the discovery of the biggest black hole ever recorded, a mammoth ultradense celestial body that is 17 billion times the mass of our sun. What do you think?

  • “Great, now I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that thing is out there.”

    James Pless –
    Sweatband Maker

  • “Shoot, I guess that means the Germans get to colonize it first.”

    Bruce Kennedy –
    Animal Physiologist

  • “I don’t care if it’s the biggest black hole. I just want to know if it’s the best black hole.”

    Kathy Halland –
    Sugar Grinder

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