Recently, this paper advised owners of Columbia fleece jackets that such garments should only be air-dried. It has lately come to our attention that machine-drying on the tumble/low setting poses no real threat to fabric integrity, and is much faster. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.