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    Slideshow • Entertainment • ISSUE 45•30 • Jul 28, 2009
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    • CBS To Release Own Version Of NBC's The Office

      NEW YORK—
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    • Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special

      LOS ANGELES—
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    • Majestic Lowland Gorilla Exploited For Comic Effect

      CENTURY CITY, CA–The serene, awe-inspiring majesty of the lowland gorilla, one of nature's proudest and most powerful creatures, was compromised once again Tuesday, when an adult bull was "willfully and maliciously" exploited for humorous purposes, spokespersons for the Organization To Prevent The Comedic Exploitation Of Animals said.
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    • Comedian Jim Breuer At College Party For Some Reason

      COLUMBIA, MO—
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    • Comedian Confesses To Killing Them Out There

      ROYAL OAK, MI—Stand-up comedian Tony Campanelli admitted that he really knocked 'em dead.
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    • Husband, Wife Unaware They Are A Comedy Team

      GLENDALE, AZ—"Whether it's arguing over home mortgage payments, or why the godforsaken lights are always on, David and Sheila never disappoint," said a neighbor.
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    • Don Knotts, Richard Pryor Team Up For Madcap Haunting

      ESCONDIDO, CA—The ectoplasmic comedy legends make for the funniest pair of poltergeists yet.
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    • Spinning Bow Tie Costs Rick Moranis Celebrity Poker Tournament

      LAS VEGAS—Comedian Rick Moranis offered apologies but not excuses Monday, saying his last-place finish in last weekend's Aces Go All-In For Children Texas Hold-'Em Poker Tournament at the Luxor Hotel & Casino was due to his inability to...
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    • Actors Decide To Go On With Sitcom Despite Cancellation

      BURBANK, CA—Though cancellation ordinarily marks the end of a series, the cast of Stop The Presses agreed there was more work to be done.
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    • Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested

      TORRANCE, CA—Denny Marzano, who went to hilarious lengths to win the love of his dream girl, was arrested for that very reason.
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