American Voices

Commemorating Reagan's 100th

February 8, 2011 | ISSUE 47•06

Sunday marked the 100th birthday of the late President Ronald Wilson Reagan. How did you remember him?

  • I thought it would be a nice gesture to set aside my personal prejudices for the day and sell a shit ton of weapons to some Iranian dude."

    Adam Rubenstein
    Arms Dealer

  • I spent exorbitant sums of money I didn't have but then convinced my family how important it is to live within our means."

    Ceecee Bryan
    Budget Officer

  • I'm really too young to remember much about Ronald Reagan, but I haven't let that stop me from elevating him to Messiah-like status."

    Lawrence Bakija
    Student

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