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Hasbro Concedes World Not Ready For Rubik’s Chicken
08.09.06 | ISSUE 42•32
Mariachi Band Has No Idea Your Mother Just Died
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Child Soldier Promoted To Child Private 1st Class
Helicopter Mating Season Begins
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Tony Randall Secedes From Union; Declares Himself Independent Nation Of Randalia
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