There is widespread fear among computer experts that the turn of the millennium will create vast problems, as computers across the world—programmed with only the last two digits of a year—will mistake 2000 for 1900. What do you think?

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  I pray that a solution is found. What will happen to my Ms. Pac Man high scores?

  David Charbonneau
  Carpet Salesman

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  I hope this problem won't affect the hovering space cars we'll be driving in 2000.

  Robyn Lipman
  Systems Analyst

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  My computer went all crazy on me the other day. But I think it was because I ejaculated all over the keyboard.

  Wally Putnam
  Landscaper

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  Without a computer, how will I speak to my friends in Japan, order a bouquet of roses and help my son with his report on dinosaurs?

  Rachel Stryzinski
  Librarian

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  In just three years, William McKinley will lead the country, the auto-mobile fad will be in full swing, and I shall sport a jaunty boater cap and wax my moustache!

  Pete Mortman
  Choir Director

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  Open the pod bay doors, Hal... Hal? I won't argue with you, Hal!

  Mitchell Jessup
  Chemical Engineer