American Voices

Computer Crash Affects Dow Jones

March 2, 2007 | ISSUE 43•09

A computer error fueled a panic at the already jittery New York Stock Exchange Tuesday, causing stocks to fall further. What do you think?

  • I was fooled by the glitch and tried to sell off my portfolio, but luckily I couldn't get my broker on the phone because he shot himself in the head. Whew!

    Robin Feil
    Systems Analyst

  • That's the last straw. I'm taking my money out of stocks right now and putting it toward a hot dog.

    Jordan Dixon
    Non-Profit Fundraiser

  • If anyone could handle a stock-exchange computer glitch, it's those calm, composed Wall Street traders.

    Jonathan Edgerton
    Tour Guide

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