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Computer Injuries Sharply Increase

July 23, 2009 | ISSUE 45•30

Between 1994 and 2006, acute injuries from computers have risen 800 percent. What do you think?

  • I've always known information was harmful."

    Susan Clancy
    Child Caregiver

  • By contrast, I operate a sewing machine 16 hours a day and only grow stronger."

    Rodney Shepard
    Strong-Willed Tailor

  • We should be thankful that these injuries have increased eightfold, as eight is the luckiest of all numbers."

    Dennis Townsend
    Driver Of A Bus

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