Computer Makers Die More

Death rates among people who work building computers are considerably higher than the rest of the population. What do you think?

  • “Great. So when the computers turn against us, there won't be anyone alive who knows their weaknesses.”

    Ken Glaser –
    Landscape Architect

  • “Jeez, now I feel bad about upgrading to the arsenic graphics card.”

    Jessica LaGrange –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Man, you can't do anything fun anymore without getting cancer. No smoking, no working in computer factories, no handling beryllium or beryllium compounds, no nothing, man.”

    Alex Beerman –
    Store Clerk

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