American Voices

Computer Makers Die More

October 23, 2006 | ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•42

Death rates among people who work building computers are considerably higher than the rest of the population. What do you think?

  • Great. So when the computers turn against us, there won't be anyone alive who knows their weaknesses.

    Ken Glaser
    Landscape Architect

  • Jeez, now I feel bad about upgrading to the arsenic graphics card.

    Jessica LaGrange
    Systems Analyst

  • Man, you can't do anything fun anymore without getting cancer. No smoking, no working in computer factories, no handling beryllium or beryllium compounds, no nothing, man.

    Alex Beerman
    Store Clerk

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