American Voices

Congressman Resigns Over “Unwanted” Sexual Incident

July 28, 2011 | ISSUE 47•30

Amid accusations he sexually assaulted an 18-year-old, Rep. David Wu (D-OR) announced he would resign as soon as debt-ceiling negotiations were complete. What do you think?

  • It’s a good thing he’s staying for a little while. A sexual predator is exactly the kind of sane, reasoned voice we need right now.

    Chris Bateman
    Meat Packer

  • Portland is a forgiving place. Go buy a few rounds of Pabst, build a couple skate parks, and you should be fine.

    Matt Shrimpton
    Lapping Machine Operator

  • So he actually touched her? Good—for a while there I was beginning to worry all analog sexual harassment had been replaced by the Internet.

    Bex Besser
    Machine Setter

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