American Voices

Conservative Teens

December 17, 2003 | ISSUE 39•49

Recent surveys show that today's teens are more conservative than the previous generation on issues like abortion and drug use. What do you think?

  • I don't understand my teenage son. He's always locked in the bathroom with that damn Ann Coulter book.

    Audrey Mitchell
    Caterer

  • Who can blame them, what with all the conservative video games they're playing?

    Fannie Whitton
    Tailor

  • Does this new conservatism preclude them from going wild, either now or at some point in the future?

    Randy Kimura
    Clerk

  • I did find it strange that my daughter's prom song was 'Hail To The Chief.'

    Kenneth Mann
    Systems Analyst

  • Of course teens are conservative. They're rebelling against the liberal bias that controls the media.

    John Zimmerman
    City Planner

  • I don't know who these teens are, but they certainly aren't the ones e-mailing me about their web sites.

    Jimmy McCourt
    Dog Walker

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