American Voices

Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone App

October 16, 2009 | ISSUE 45•42

People are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can share with friends. What do you think?

  • If you can't tell your friends about it, why else would you endure sex?"

    Susan Torgerson
    Systems Analyst

  • You can't learn how to pick up women from some iPhone application. You learn how to pick up women from my two-day seminar this weekend at the Airport Sheraton."

    Elliott Struble
    Nutrition Consultant

  • I knew that a carbonated sugar beverage could make you more athletic, focused, attractive, and carefree, but it can also help you seduce women? Man, I love soda."

    Dan McCaskey
    Oil Tester

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