Corpse Of Astronomer Tycho Brahe Exhumed

Researchers are exhuming the remains of Tycho Brahe to determine the cause of the Danish astronomer's death in 1601. What do you think?

  • “C'mon, can't an astronomer-mummy hunter catch a break for a few days? I just finished putting down Sagan." ”

    Dane Akin –
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  • “That was delightfully random. Thanks for putting a spring in my step today, researchers." ”

    Mike Ward –

  • “The guy had a supposedly clairvoyant court-jester dwarf who sat under the table during dinner and a tame elk that would drink beer with you. Who gives a shit how he died? Let's celebrate his life!" ”

    Judy Schaal –

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