GRETNA, NE— The correct theory regarding the closing of Marvin's Diner was
discarded Monday in favor of a far more exciting theory. "I bet the Omaha mafia
muscled them out," said Gretna resident Lucinda Dunfee, pondering the fate of
Marvin's Diner, which was shut down due to health-code violations. "They were taking
business away from Steak Barrel, and those guys don't care who they get mixed up
with." Dunfee noted that the restaurant's trash cans were often overturned during the
night, which was likely an act of intimidation on the part of the Omaha crime
syndicate.