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Corruption Indictment For Sen. Stevens

July 31, 2008 | ISSUE 44•31

Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) has been charged with seven counts of corruption for failing to report more than $250,000 in gifts and services. What do you think?

  • Geez, 250,000 Alaskan dollars? How much is that in regular dollars?

    Douglas Wakeford
    Ticket Taker

  • I'll bet that little children all over Alaska are heartbroken that their hero, Ted Stevens, would do such a thing.

    Tony Legas
    Pollster

  • I'm sure a thorough investigation will reveal this is nothing more than a series of personal gifts given in exchange for political influence.

    Lisa Julius
    Data Entry Supervisor

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