September 16, 1997
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SAT Found To Be Biased In Favor Of Non-Hungover
09.16.97 | ISSUE 32•07
Woman Saves 75 Cents
Turnout Lower Than Expected For Gala Central African Awards
09.09.97 | ISSUE 32•06
Jaws Of Death Used To Stuff Woman Into Burning Car
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New Dog Digs Up Old Dog
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New 40-Gigabite iHOP Breakfast Platter Holds Up To 10,000 Pancakes
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