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Boss' Dick Not Going To Suck Itself
07.31.02 | ISSUE 38•27
Fountain Simulates Vomiting Lion
07.24.02 | ISSUE 38•26
Car Bomber Given Shittiest Possible Car
Family Cell-Phone Plan Area Family's Closest Bond
01.25.06 | ISSUE 42•04
Burger King Unveils New Low-Fat Cashier
03.17.98 | ISSUE 33•10
Motorist Overwhelmed By Array Of Jerky Choices
10.23.02 | ISSUE 38•39
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