American Voices

Cow Genome Outlined

May 18, 2009 | ISSUE 45•20

After six years of work, 300 scientists have unraveled the bovine genome, which may lead to better milk and meat production. What do you think?

  • If that only took six years, then shrimp is going to be easy."

    Richard Infield
    Systems Analyst

  • We can map the genome, but will we ever unravel the bovine mind?"

    Eileen O’Connor
    Creative Director

  • All that in just six years? Wow, that's so amazing. If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. And I'm being sarcastic because I don't understand the significance of the study."

    David Regan
    Bank Teller

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