Cowell Leaving 'American Idol'

American Voices

January 13, 2010 | ISSUE 46•02

Acerbic British talent-show judge Simon Cowell is leaving the program he has helped make popular over the past eight years. What do you think?

That's too bad. Of all the terrible personalities on television, he was my favorite."

Christine Ezrin
Vapor Coater
Yeah, I guess I'd probably get tired of constantly speaking in a British accent after eight years, too."

Larry Brecker
Systems Analyst
Now whose nipples am I supposed to stare at every week?"

Todd Dunbar
Edge Stripper

Migrating Whooping Cranes Stall In Alabama

02.07.12 | ISSUE 48•06

Nine whooping cranes that had been following an ultralight aircraft as it guided them on their migratory route stopped when they reached Alabama, 500 miles short of the intended destination.
Florida Millionaire Adopts 42-Year-Old Girlfriend

02.06.12 | ISSUE 48•06

A 48-year-old West Palm Beach millionaire and polo club founder has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend in an apparent bid to avoid paying out a wrongful death lawsuit.
Should Sugar Be Regulated?

02.03.12 | ISSUE 48•05

In a recent editorial in the journal Nature, researchers from the University of California–San Francisco suggested that as a toxic substance, sugar should be taxed and regulated like alcohol or tobacco.
Burmese Pythons Exterminating Everglades Mammals

02.02.12 | ISSUE 48•05

A study in the journal Proceedings Of The National Academy of Sciences links a drastic decline in raccoons and other mammals in the Florida everglades to the introduction of Burmese pythons.
Facebook To Launch IPO

02.01.12 | ISSUE 48•05

Social networking site Facebook is expected to go public this week and will likely become the largest tech IPO in history.