American Voices

Cows Instinctively Know North

September 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•36

German and Czech researchers have discovered that cows tend to align themselves in a north-south direction when grazing or resting. What do you think?

  • People, people, there's no need to panic. They haven't learned east and west yet.

    Tom Posdal
    Research Marketing Partner

  • Only when they're grazing or resting? Are there other cow activities of which I'm unaware?

    Daphne Mussey
    Systems Analyst

  • That's sad. If I could sit just one cow down and reveal to it the beauty of a sunrise or a sunset, I'd feel like I made a real difference.

    Carl Craig
    Security Alarm Installer

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