Crippled Cruise Ship Docking Today

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•09 • Mar 1, 2012

A crippled cruise ship owned by the Carnival Corporation was towed to the Seychelles after a fire broke out in the engine room and knocked out power, resulting in the second major accident for the company in the past six weeks. What do you think?

“They must be gearing up for something really big for their 100th anniversary tribute to the sinking of the Titanic this April 15.”
Carly Burns –
Loft Worker
“Hey, give them a break! What about the thousands of passengers they haven’t killed or scared the shit out of?”
Adam Flynn –
Window Repairer
“Hopefully the entertainer-hypnotist from the nightly 7:30 p.m. post-buffet shows was able to convince everyone they were still having a good time.”
Roy Walker –
Unemployed

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