Cryojennifer
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Tonight: The beautiful but absentminded Cryojennifer completely messes up a sales report at work, makes the mistake of questioning her sister's weight, and burns a meal she cooks for her boyfriend, realizing once again that the only way out of her mess is to put herself back into deep freeze until everyone's dead.
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