American Voices

C-Sections On The Rise

December 2, 2005 | ISSUE 41•48

Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?

  • These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy.

    Kevin Wells
    Projectionist

  • I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?

    Brenda Kruse
    Manicurist

  • Wait, they normally push it out of where?

    Con McKay
    Metal Worker

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