C-Sections On The Rise

American Voicesdoctorshealthtrendschildren ISSUE 41•48 Dec 2, 2005

Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?

  • “These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy.”

    Kevin Wells –
    Projectionist

  • “I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?”

    Brenda Kruse –
    Manicurist

  • “Wait, they normally push it out of where?”

    Con McKay –
    Metal Worker

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