American Voices

Cuban Leadership Passed
To Castro's Brother

August 2, 2006 | ISSUE 42•31

Cuban leader Fidel Castro, 80, will for the first time temporarily hand over power to his brother, Raul, while he recovers from gastrointestinal surgery. What do you think?

  • I'm used to the human rights violations, but I had hoped Castro was above nepotism.

    Leah Davis
    Telemarketer

  • Funny how this 'surgery' happens to coincide with the finals of America's Got Talent. I'm just saying, keep an eye out for a 6'4" bearded man whose talent is smoking 8 cigars at the same time.

    Matt Ruben
    Image Consultant

  • So I swam all the way over to America to avoid persecution just for the guy to die 16 years later? Nuts!

    Julio Cruz
    Systems Analyst

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