The Onion Magazine would like to retract tip three from our Sept. 4 back-to-school fashion issue. According to numerous ninth-grade girls who have since written in, cuff bracelets are fashionable only if you're a total dyke. We regret the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.