Cuff Bracelets

CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 47•45 Nov 9, 2011

The Onion Magazine would like to retract tip three from our Sept. 4 back-to-school fashion issue. According to numerous ninth-grade girls who have since written in, cuff bracelets are fashionable only if you're a total dyke. We regret the error.

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