American Voices

Cut Cables Slow Indian Internet

February 5, 2008 | ISSUE 44•06

The accidental severing of three undersea cables has led to a massive Internet slowdown in India. What do you think?

  • Did they try restarting?

    Barry Last
    Linguist

  • So, theoretically speaking, if I wanted to blog something racist about Indians now would be the best time?

    Lauren Plouff
    Sandwich Maker

  • Wait–the Internet is underwater? Now it's starting to make sense.

    James Gray
    Camera Salesperson

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