The Onion incorrectly published the credit card information of subscriber Susan Stehmeyer yesterday. The three digit CVV code on the back of her card is actually 381 not 391. We regret the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.