American Voices

Da Vinci Code Released

May 19, 2006 | ISSUE 42•20

The release of The Da Vinci Code, the long-awaited film adaptation of the bestselling novel, is being met with controversy. What do you think?

  • This movie is going to be huge. It's got the three elements of every blockbuster: Fine art, obscure religious references, and Audrey Tautou.

    Seymour McLeesh
    Systems Analyst

  • I've been waiting my whole life to hear, 'Oh, no, Jesus ditn't!' shouted in a movie theater. Perhaps now that dream may come true.

    Matt Medsker
    Dramaturge

  • Yet another film with an evil albino. I put it to you, Hollywood: When are you going to give me a positive albino role model?

    Larry Brun
    Production Assistant

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